Friday, January 21, 2011

Prince Harry was arrested at a doggie night-club.

Britsh Royal Prince Named Prince Harry was un happy over her girlfriend dumped him,he drank too much beer,while he was at that doggie nightclub and he later started a fight and was arrested by 20 police officers who drove and took to a doggie police deptment to put in jail, intill the bristh ambassodor to the u.s and his pinhead father come get him out of jail and pay the large fine .

Jennifer Love Hewitt was arrested and being held

Very Beauitful Jennifer Love Hewitt was arrested earlier by Hot tempered and corrupt LAPD Police Officer Dennis Peck,who arrested her for being a serial dater, She was later booked and read her rights and Then Flown by a u.s army black hawk helicopter to the U.S Army mitarty prison in cuba,which is that u.s naval base, and where the peo0ple that live in cuban still old cars made from the 1950's.
Jennifer Love Hewitt will be put in a jail,which a AL-Qadea terriost who help plan a terriost attack on a u.s embassy.

Uma Thurman visits doggie police precinct about.

Uma Thurman who walked across the street,where she lives, went to fill a complant with this doggie police precinct,Uma Thurman sat down at the desk of the doggie police desk sgt named baxter,who was eating lots of dog treats watching his dog whipsher dvd on his police computer,he dropped what he was doing to help Uma Thurman ,with the complant that she filed with she told that Anglinela Jolie dropped her 8 kids at Molly's house,she is letting them run around and yell and scream and throw rocks at passing on a very street,Police doggie Sgt Baxter,told Uma Thurman,i will help you with your complate.
A few hours later A empty s.w.a.t police van parked in front of molly's house, Police Dennis Peck,along with a doggie detective named Pippin ,along with 2 very beautful youth goddees, named Sarah Jessica Parker and and A much younger youth goddess named Nina Dobrev who is wearing a low cut corset and she is wearing very beauitful long brown hair and speaks great english, and used to work for the russian police deptment, but both these 2 great looking police youth goddess went inside molly's house,to get her to get anglina jolie 's 8 kids to stop being so loud ,Molly refused to comply with them,Very Younger younger Nina Dobrev took out of her clothes remover and made molly a naked woman, she took her hands to cover her naked body,and Then Sarah Jessica Parker had molly wear a low cut gown ,and molly was wearing her very beauitful long brown hair down,Nina Dobrev used her magic powers and turned molly into a little girl again standing her baggy gown,while those other kids were running around, and after a few minutes, both youth goddess police officers left molly's house.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Oprah Winrey's pinhead boyfriend was arrested.

2 Very short tempered Doggie Detectives named Tess and Ruffus just got arresting Orprah Winrey's Pinhead boyfriend named Stedman Graham for being a pinhead and also being arrested by 2 same doggie detecives is Tom Cruise he was arrested for making that pg-13 movie called Knight and Day,which should of been rated r-.

Attack on Doggie police precict by 2 drug kingpins

2 Very violent drug kingpins, one of them was named Fouchet ,who came along to this doggie police Precinct, along a cuban drug kinpin,named Johnny Tapia,they had help ,There were 60 russian gansgters waiting for these 2 drug kingpins at the back entrance of Leo,the dog's police precinct to go inside and steal drugs and weapons that were stored to be later to be turned over The U.S Drug Enforcement Agency.
2 Miami Dade Detectives named Mike Lowery and Marcus Burnett, and also their police captian named Howard,they were meeting in doggie police Chief Leo's Doggie office.
and another Drug Lord Named Franz Sanchez is in his Limosine ,which is parked at a doggie run and owned ice cream palor.
2 other Miami Dade Police Detectives were on stakeout duty,becasuse of a tip that The Dea told them about a planned of robbery of both drugs and guns that are stored at doggie police precinct, waiting for the dea to remove from there.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg helps police arrest pinhead.

Whoopi Goldberg who just got done eating her very large breakfast at a doggie run bed and breakfast place, near Los Angeless ,Cailforina, she saw a pinhead reailty tv star named spencer pratt, he was giving the doggie owners of that doggie bed and breakfast place, a hard time,Whoopi Goldberg left the table,that she was siting at , took out from her pocket book, police night stick,that Leo,the Police Chief gave her on her last visit to his police precinct, Whoopi Goldberg took her police nightstick and started hiting spencer pratt over his head,intill lots of blood came spilling down.
All the doggies and human who in this doggie run bed and breakfast place were cheering and clapping their hands and paws for Their hero Whoopi Goldberg for saving the day.
There happened 2 off duty doggie police detectives there eating their very large breakfast and their names are tess and rufus, they used their doggie cell phones to call for police back-up and both these 2 trigger happy doggie LAPD Detectives, throw spencer pratt on the floor and put hand cuffs on his arms and legs.
Just a few moments later a u.s army blackhawk heilcopter landed in the parking lot, C.I.A Field agent John Clark and his new C.I.A Agent partner named Thomas Bishop, along with 70 u.s navy seals commandos took cusitdy of spencer pratt and had him flown a c.i.a safehouse near the u.s miltary prison in cuba and have spencer pratt waterboarder for being a pinhead.Doggie u.s chief of staff Major Moo the doggie rewarded Whoopi Goldberg for her brave service by having her flown on doggie u.s marine one to the doggie oval office in Washington,D.C, To meet with doggie u.s president Lizzy,the doggie.

Friday, January 7, 2011

2 pinhead Loacl AL-Qadiea Terriosts stopped by.

Just as Pinhead AL Qadiea terriost named Justin Bieber plan to blow up this doggie run police Precinct was foiled and by the first doggie named bo the Doggie, he barked at this pinhead AL-QADEA Terriost Justin Bieber stop him from setting a car bomb in the police station, Justin Bieber was able to get away from Leo's Dog's very brave doggie and human police officers who both chased after and fired lots at bullets with their weapons,that they were carrying with them,Justin Bieber jumped into a waiting bmw car driven by rap music gangster named Q-tip, who likes shooting at police officers.
And also,at the same time,2 more pinhead AL-QADEA terriosts named Salim Nourllam and Sarah Jaffee were in a parked minivan across the street from this doggie police Precinct,they both picked up and aimed fired 2 a-k-47 assault riles out of their parked mini van, there were lots were lots of bullets flying in the Air,Luckly 2 sfpd police officers driving back to SAN Franicsco, just coming from a very long road trip,.meeting with Human C.I.A Director Jack Ryan at C.I.A Headquarters in Langley,virgina,The names of these 2 sfpd police officers were Charlie McCoy and John Davis,they both got off their motor cycles and stood in the front windshield of the mini van fired lots of bullets from their police hand gun point blink right at these 2 pinhead AL-QADEA terriosts who work out of a empty wherehouse in Dallas,tx,planning Terriosts attacks aginst the u.s goverment.
Both Salim Nourallah and Sarah Jaffe were badly wounded from the police gun fire, 600 u.s army rangers riding armed bradley troop hummers came riding to the area of the gun battle,to help these 2 very brave and triggers happy sfpd motor cycle cops.