Britney Spears chased by Street Gang ,police.

While Britney Spears just walked out of a nearby doggie run starbuck coffee place wearing one of her many wigs that wears,Just as she getting ready to get in and drive in her brand mini-van,which was parked in the parking lot here.
4 CARS pulled into the parking lot here and then those suvs were parked in that parking lot , and moments later street gang members of The Street Gang named Street Thunder got out,carrying lots of heavy weapons,they all started firing their weapons at britney spears mini-van,after a few minutes they got done firing their heavy weapons and then got into 5 suvs and drove off real fast on to very street, Britney Spears brand new mini-van was covered in bullett holes.
There news reports that Leo's Doggie Police Deptment asked His good Friend Named LAPD Police Captain Peter Holly asked the memembers of the Street Thunder to fire their weapons at Britney Spears Brand new mini-van,becasuse she has casused too many for Leo the Dog's Police Precinct.

Visting Detective named Vigil Tibbs helped arrest.

Visiting Police Detective named Virgil Tibbs helped arrest by himself pinhead actor named Shai LaBeouf,who was wanted by The Los Angeless Police Deptpartment for making too many transformers movies.
Detective Virgil Tibbs was able to arrest and capture Shai LaBeouf, becasuse a very friendly psychopath rooftop sniper named Carl Cook who was on the roof of a building across the street,from Vigil Tibbs was standing,he just got done shooting and killing with high powered rifle ,a very violent rap music gangster named Nelly,who likes firing his weapons at police officers.
Detective Vigil Tibbs brought pinhead Shia LaBeouf inside this doggie police precinct,where he was turned 2 hot tempered doggie police officers named tess and ruffus,who first took out their police batons and hit pinhead Shia LaBeouf on his head about 100 times,intill it started bleeding and then he was read his rights and booked and thrown one of the many jail cells.
Doggie Police Chief Leo,the doggie got to meet detective Vigil Tibbs and invited him into his office, for a friendly visit.

Prince Harry was arrested at a doggie night-club.

Britsh Royal Prince Named Prince Harry was un happy over her girlfriend dumped him,he drank too much beer,while he was at that doggie nightclub and he later started a fight and was arrested by 20 police officers who drove and took to a doggie police deptment to put in jail, intill the bristh ambassodor to the u.s and his pinhead father come get him out of jail and pay the large fine .

Jennifer Love Hewitt was arrested and being held

Very Beauitful Jennifer Love Hewitt was arrested earlier by Hot tempered and corrupt LAPD Police Officer Dennis Peck,who arrested her for being a serial dater, She was later booked and read her rights and Then Flown by a u.s army black hawk helicopter to the U.S Army mitarty prison in cuba,which is that u.s naval base, and where the peo0ple that live in cuban still old cars made from the 1950's.
Jennifer Love Hewitt will be put in a jail,which a AL-Qadea terriost who help plan a terriost attack on a u.s embassy.

Uma Thurman visits doggie police precinct about.

Uma Thurman who walked across the street,where she lives, went to fill a complant with this doggie police precinct,Uma Thurman sat down at the desk of the doggie police desk sgt named baxter,who was eating lots of dog treats watching his dog whipsher dvd on his police computer,he dropped what he was doing to help Uma Thurman ,with the complant that she filed with she told that Anglinela Jolie dropped her 8 kids at Molly's house,she is letting them run around and yell and scream and throw rocks at passing on a very street,Police doggie Sgt Baxter,told Uma Thurman,i will help you with your complate.
A few hours later A empty s.w.a.t police van parked in front of molly's house, Police Dennis Peck,along with a doggie detective named Pippin ,along with 2 very beautful youth goddees, named Sarah Jessica Parker and and A much younger youth goddess named Nina Dobrev who is wearing a low cut corset and she is wearing very beauitful long brown hair and speaks great english, and used to work for the russian police deptment, but both these 2 great looking police youth goddess went inside molly's house,to get her to get anglina jolie 's 8 kids to stop being so loud ,Molly refused to comply with them,Very Younger younger Nina Dobrev took out of her clothes remover and made molly a naked woman, she took her hands to cover her naked body,and Then Sarah Jessica Parker had molly wear a low cut gown ,and molly was wearing her very beauitful long brown hair down,Nina Dobrev used her magic powers and turned molly into a little girl again standing her baggy gown,while those other kids were running around, and after a few minutes, both youth goddess police officers left molly's house.

Oprah Winrey's pinhead boyfriend was arrested.

2 Very short tempered Doggie Detectives named Tess and Ruffus just got arresting Orprah Winrey's Pinhead boyfriend named Stedman Graham for being a pinhead and also being arrested by 2 same doggie detecives is Tom Cruise he was arrested for making that pg-13 movie called Knight and Day,which should of been rated r-.

Attack on Doggie police precict by 2 drug kingpins

2 Very violent drug kingpins, one of them was named Fouchet ,who came along to this doggie police Precinct, along a cuban drug kinpin,named Johnny Tapia,they had help ,There were 60 russian gansgters waiting for these 2 drug kingpins at the back entrance of Leo,the dog's police precinct to go inside and steal drugs and weapons that were stored to be later to be turned over The U.S Drug Enforcement Agency.
2 Miami Dade Detectives named Mike Lowery and Marcus Burnett, and also their police captian named Howard,they were meeting in doggie police Chief Leo's Doggie office.
and another Drug Lord Named Franz Sanchez is in his Limosine ,which is parked at a doggie run and owned ice cream palor.
2 other Miami Dade Police Detectives were on stakeout duty,becasuse of a tip that The Dea told them about a planned of robbery of both drugs and guns that are stored at doggie police precinct, waiting for the dea to remove from there.