Monday, January 10, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg helps police arrest pinhead.

Whoopi Goldberg who just got done eating her very large breakfast at a doggie run bed and breakfast place, near Los Angeless ,Cailforina, she saw a pinhead reailty tv star named spencer pratt, he was giving the doggie owners of that doggie bed and breakfast place, a hard time,Whoopi Goldberg left the table,that she was siting at , took out from her pocket book, police night stick,that Leo,the Police Chief gave her on her last visit to his police precinct, Whoopi Goldberg took her police nightstick and started hiting spencer pratt over his head,intill lots of blood came spilling down.
All the doggies and human who in this doggie run bed and breakfast place were cheering and clapping their hands and paws for Their hero Whoopi Goldberg for saving the day.
There happened 2 off duty doggie police detectives there eating their very large breakfast and their names are tess and rufus, they used their doggie cell phones to call for police back-up and both these 2 trigger happy doggie LAPD Detectives, throw spencer pratt on the floor and put hand cuffs on his arms and legs.
Just a few moments later a u.s army blackhawk heilcopter landed in the parking lot, C.I.A Field agent John Clark and his new C.I.A Agent partner named Thomas Bishop, along with 70 u.s navy seals commandos took cusitdy of spencer pratt and had him flown a c.i.a safehouse near the u.s miltary prison in cuba and have spencer pratt waterboarder for being a pinhead.Doggie u.s chief of staff Major Moo the doggie rewarded Whoopi Goldberg for her brave service by having her flown on doggie u.s marine one to the doggie oval office in Washington,D.C, To meet with doggie u.s president Lizzy,the doggie.

Friday, January 7, 2011

2 pinhead Loacl AL-Qadiea Terriosts stopped by.

Just as Pinhead AL Qadiea terriost named Justin Bieber plan to blow up this doggie run police Precinct was foiled and by the first doggie named bo the Doggie, he barked at this pinhead AL-QADEA Terriost Justin Bieber stop him from setting a car bomb in the police station, Justin Bieber was able to get away from Leo's Dog's very brave doggie and human police officers who both chased after and fired lots at bullets with their weapons,that they were carrying with them,Justin Bieber jumped into a waiting bmw car driven by rap music gangster named Q-tip, who likes shooting at police officers.
And also,at the same time,2 more pinhead AL-QADEA terriosts named Salim Nourllam and Sarah Jaffee were in a parked minivan across the street from this doggie police Precinct,they both picked up and aimed fired 2 a-k-47 assault riles out of their parked mini van, there were lots were lots of bullets flying in the Air,Luckly 2 sfpd police officers driving back to SAN Franicsco, just coming from a very long road trip,.meeting with Human C.I.A Director Jack Ryan at C.I.A Headquarters in Langley,virgina,The names of these 2 sfpd police officers were Charlie McCoy and John Davis,they both got off their motor cycles and stood in the front windshield of the mini van fired lots of bullets from their police hand gun point blink right at these 2 pinhead AL-QADEA terriosts who work out of a empty wherehouse in Dallas,tx,planning Terriosts attacks aginst the u.s goverment.
Both Salim Nourallah and Sarah Jaffe were badly wounded from the police gun fire, 600 u.s army rangers riding armed bradley troop hummers came riding to the area of the gun battle,to help these 2 very brave and triggers happy sfpd motor cycle cops.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Pinhead AL-Qaeda terriorst Justin Bieber stops by.

Pinhead Singer ,turned AL-Qeda Terroirts Justin Bieber tried to plant a suicide bomb in Leo's the dog's police Precinct,which is about 500 miles from downtown Los Angeless,Cailforina,he just escaped from being held by a bunch Las Vegas Police who felt sorry for him,they let escape.
Los Angeless Police Detective named Leo Torrey who is a trigger happy detective, Himself and doggie police sgt Pippin the dog caught pinhead AL Qeda terroiost Justin Bieber trying plant a suicdce bomb in one of the bath rooms,Leo Torrey pulled out his 357 magum hand gun,shot Justin Bieber in his right leg,he left blood dripping down the hall, doggie Police Sgt Pippin who also works for Leo,doggie police force's bomb squad, he was able to disarm that suidce bomb, before it could of blew up.
Pinhead Terriost Justin Bieber jumped out of a open window on the 5th floor, where there a waiting car,with its engine, with psyopath Very violent rap music gangster named Emien in the car's driver's seat he was holding a 9mm-glock hand gun in his left hand, there were 2 rap music gangsters with him, in the same car,their names are Drake and Maxwell who both hate and enjoy shooting their ak-47 assult rilfes at the other doggie and human police officers who were firing their police issuss m-16 machines at these 3 very violent rap music gangsters,as they helped pinhead terroits Justin Bieber get away.
LAPD Detective Leo Torrey,along side doggie police Leo the doggie ,were firing their weapons at the escapeing car.
Leo,the doggie police cheif called the F.B.I FIELD office ,in Los Angeless, to tell them what happened.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

very violent gun battle in front of police precinct.

SFPD Detective Frank Bullit finally got to Doggie Police Commissioner of the Los ANGELESS Police Precinct located near a doggie owned bake shop, and of a sudden 2 stolen hummers drove by with the windows opened,4 very violent rap music gangers named Ne-Yo and T.I and also,Fat Joe and Lil Wayne were firing their semi-automactic assuilt rilfes at the doggie -human police precinct, bullets that were fired ,left bullett holes in the windows of the police Precinct, 4 Doggie and HUMAN Police officers wearing bullett proof vets shooting their police issue heavy machine guns and RPG Rocket Launhers at the 2 hummers, one of the hummers was blown up and the other hummer got away.
3000 Los Angeles Police officers riding partol chased after the other hummer.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

A San Franicsco Poilce Detective comes to work.

A Very fast green mustang , just pulled into the very large parking lot of this human-doggie run police precinct run and command Doggie police Commissioner Leo,the dog, who was in his office talking to the doggie in charge of u.s homeland securty named Scooter who was in his office, talking about a chinese spy plane that flew off the city of Los ANGELESS,CAILFORINA.
And a large group of well mexican drug cartel gunmen led by Carlos Ayala , was with a large group of very violent Rap music gangsters,led T.I AND Ne-yo who is being sued by the late frank sintra's estate for stealing all his hats.
But the green mustang stopped and parked in one of the parking spaces, and he got out of the car,his name is Frank Bullitt was sent here to help doggie police commissioner Leo the dog and his very brave doggie-human police force, just SFPD Detective Frank Bullitt walked inside the police precint here, 300 u.s and british fighter bombers were seen chasing and flying after the chinese miltary spy plane flying towards Los Angeless.cailforina.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Leo,the doggie LAPD Police Captian flew to get help

Leo,the Doggie police captian flew in a U.S Justice Deptment plane, from Edwards Air Force Base, to have 2 doggie police officers named Scooter and Jet come with for the trip to help , they first flew out of Edwards Air Force Base,with a miltary escort of 2 us air force f-14 fighter bombers to Land at a seceret miltary base in Georgie, to meet up with a u.s coast guard partol boat to cruise down a river , near swamps, Gator McKlusky is making moonshine his best friend,Bama McCall, who was first beaten up by Gator McCKlusky, in Florida ,on a job ,he was doing for the u.s justice deptment, after the fight,they had,Doggie u.s president Lizzy the dog gave Bama McCall a doggie presdental pardon, The Gov, of Floridia, gave both Gator McCKlusky and Bama McCALL to go into busy together, as moonshiners, at Gator McCKlusky's house, in the swamps, along the Georgie -Floriadia boarder.

Bama McCall's 2 henchmen named Smily and Bones were also given pardons.
After a lot of flying and traveling on a u.s coast guard partol boat, Leo,the doggie LAPD police captain and his fellows officers made to Gator McCklusky's house in the swamps, They also to got meet Bama Mccall, who both in the middle of drinking 700 bottles of freshly made moonshine,Doggie LAPD Captain Leo,the dog and 100 doggie and human U.S Justice deptment officals were able to talk both Gator McCklusky and Bama McCall into leding a group of Dea agents into mexico, to find and kill lots of mexican drug cartel gumen and they have permission to shoot and kill any well armed rap singers who might trying help any drug cartel gunmen get across the mexican -u.s border to sell cocaine and shoot at shopping malls in the united states and shoot at u.s customs and boarder patrols agents and their 2 friends named smily and bones can help.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

LAPD Police LT.Columbo just came to visit here.

LAPD Detective LT.Columbia just pulled and drove his old car into the parking lot of the doggie police precinct,LT Comlumbio was not carrying a hand gun, doggie police sgt scooter gave him a 357 magnum hand gun and pump shot gun to carry with him, just in any violent rap singers like ne-yo, or nas, or common try coming here with their 38 revolors ,9mm hand guns and ak-47 machine guns.
Doggie LAPD police pippin had put a all points bullietin to go find and arrest and shot at these very violent rap singers,becasuse they might come here help break out the rap singer named maxwell ,who is cop killer,who shot and killed 50 Los ANGELESS Police officers in the line of duty.